Things for Christmas
Leg Lamp Yard Decor
Be the King or Queen of Kitsch with this impressively huge inflatable leg lamp. At almost 6 feet tall and 18 inches wide, there is no missing this baby! Display outside, on front porch, lanai, or if you are a true die-hard, indoors as a centerpiece.
Naughty Knot
Knot, knot, who's there? It's a special delivery--your sweetheart wrapped in nothing but this festive holiday bow. Tuck the Naughty Knot™ under her pillow with a note that she's the best present a guy like you could ever hope for.
Santa's Outhouse
We're not sure what Santa's up to, but we're pretty sure it's not the stockings he's filling!
Yule Doo Ornament
Doo have a Happy Holiday with a glittering reminder of Man's Best Friend. This tidy little faux doggy doo ornament is glittering with a sprinkling of "snow" and tied up nicely with a holiday ribbon. Great gag for the office gift exchange.
Dancing Sexy Mrs Claus
Now we know why Santa finishes the job in one night--he's racing home to his sexy wife! Decked-out in a festive red evening gown, she launches into a steamy version of "Santa Baby" when you press her button!
Christmas Surprise Package ($50 Value)
A $50.00 value, this Christmas Surprise Package features toys, books, novelties, gadgets, videos, funmakers, bargains, & MORE! Each Surprise Package is valued at 2 or more times the price you pay; each item is brand new, first quality.
Mooning Santa
This Santa is BAD! The perfect gift for someone who deserves a dump, I mean lump (of coal, of course) in his stocking. Just put the friendly looking Santa on any table or shelf, then enjoy the fun! As your guests walk by, the motion activated Santa greets them happily.
Christmas Story 20-Inch Leg Lamp
Sure to become an instant conversation piece AND "the gift" of the year, our lamp is an actual working 1/2-scale replica inspired by the hit movie A Christmas Story! Every detail is the same--right down to the fishnet-clad leg and 10" fringed lampshade!
Christmas Story Leg Lamp Party Lights
If The Old Man saw these Christmas Story Leg Lamp Party Lights he would be in 7th Heaven! Celebrate the classic film with this string of 10 mini plastic "leg lamps" on a 10-ft. strand. Plug allows stringing up to 2 light sets together. For indoor or covered outdoor area use.