Gags
Crime Scene Towel
This Crime Scene Towel is a luxurious 100% cotton towel that easily holds your place at the beach and poolside with its classic chalk outline of a victim. No one wants to disturb the "evidence" on this huge, thirsty 62" x 30" towel. Machine washable. Imported.
X Ray Glasses
Best gag ever! Amazing optical illusion glasses seem to give you X-ray vision. Apparently see bones thru skin. Girls won't trust you, but let them look for themselves.
Wonder Box Trick
It's pure luck if they figure this one out! Put a dollar bill through the slot and challenge anyone to open the clear plastic box to retrieve it. Puzzle is utterly baffling to them, deceptively simple for you. Use any small valuable that fits into the 3" by 2" box.
Yodelling Pickle
Press a button and this 5" goofy gherkin belts out a mighty "Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!" It may be the kookiest gag gift we've ever seen--and we're "pickled pink!" Includes 3 replaceable button batteries.
Whoopee Cushion
Whoopee Cushion is made of rubber, inflated like a balloon and then placed on a chair, couch, seat, etc. When the victim unsuspectingly sits upon the cushion, it gives forth noises better imagined than described.
World's Largest Underpants
You can get so many people into these shorts, you can have a party! Humungous size 100 undershorts are an ideal gag gift for prospective bridegroom, dad-to-be, or retiring co-worker. Made from soft, comfy 100% cotton just like the ones you're probably wearing right this minute.
World's Largest Bra
The World's Largest Bra is over 3 feet wide! A hilarious gag gift, it has everything a real bra has except someone to fill it. Bra is the perfect gift for the greatly-endowed and the barely-there. It's ideal for bachelorette parties, retiring co-workers, and moms-to-be.
Remote Control Beer Pager
Be able to instantly locate your missing beverage in a sea of open containers. With a press of the remote button, this coozie with removable coaster lights up and lets loose a satisfying belch. Mini remote clips to your belt and will activate up to 60 ft, even through walls.
Daily Doos Greeting Card Collection
Glossy full-color 5" x 7" cards will be hugely "poopular" with your friends. Cheer up a pal by reminding them doo happens, send birthday greetings encouraging them to get poop-faced, and other clever sentiments. With photos so vivid, we're thankful they're not scratch 'n sniff.
Control Your Woman Remote Control
Ever wish the TV remote worked on your mate? Ours does! Hysterical talking remote is packed with 18 zany zingers for men to control via labeled buttons! Just aim and press! She won't shut up? Press a button!