Farting Things
Fartmaster Keychain
It's gas on the go, ready for action whenever you need a quick laugh. Fartmaster has six digitally reproduced farts, like the Ripper or Power fart, that you can recall at a push of a button. Approx. 6" long; batteries included.
Frank Farter Dog
Tucked into his tighty-whities, this plush dachshund has a surprise for you when you press his paw! Wiggling his head and arms side to side, he moves his mouth to flatulent phrases including a familiar tune "tooted" a whole new hilarious way!
Fart Spray
Just a little spray and everybody wants to know who did it! (Musta been the dog!) Stench so putrid the manufacturer hates to make it because the plant stinks for days. We can't think of a better way to get rid of unwanted guests.
Farting Gnome
He looks cute enough, but when you pass by this Farting Gnome lets out unexpected gassy explosions along with a series of several seam-splitting comments sure to stun his victims. Hidden motion sensor is sure to surprise all that cross his path. Durable PVC.
Remote Control Farting Bear
He's cute, he's cuddly, and he's flatulent. There's nothing he likes more than to be in the arms of some poor, unsuspecting victim so he can let out a big, juicy one when you press the remote control.
Fart Pen
Offer friends and foes your pen (that just happens to look like a finger) and don't let go until they give it a good pull. They're greeted with one of five realistic farts that are certain to brighten their day.
Fart Powder
Just put a pinch of this potent powder in someone's drink & wait for the pungent results. Perfect for any classy function.
Pull My Finger Santa
Maybe it's all those plates of milk and cookies or Mrs. Claus's special Bon Voyage Bean Soup, but Santa is bringing more than presents this year. Just pull his extended finger to hear old St. Nick let loose with a gift of gas sure to get the sleigh around the world on time.
Remote Control Fart Machine 2
Our Remote Control Fart Machine 2 "BLOWS" our original fart machine away! With 15 louder sounds! Longer 100 ft. range! New twist-out boom box effect for increased bass and volume!