Phony Parking Tickets

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"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits", and other great putdowns printed on official-looking "Parking Tickets". Give to anyone who can't or won't park his car, cycle, bike correctly. Blank lines for state, time, license number, make. Causes real scare, then embarressment. 25 per pack.

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