99 Cent Things
Oops
Bad Shot! Somebody Missed! Place anywhere. Looks like real human thing. Causes unbelievable commotion. Ecch!
Joy Buzzer
Vibrating shocker. Small hand-held instrument that simulates electric shock. Shake hands or touch somebody and it gives off a spine-tingling sensation! No batteries. Wind up spring powered motor lasts indefinately. All metal.
Fart Lollipop
Give this ordinary looking lollipop to an unsuspecting victim and watch as it eventually causes hilarious farting.
Phony Brick
When you're not going to take it anymore! Throw our phony brick! Made of foam rubber. Fools them & relieves your stress.
Bang Toilet Seat
Simply place exploding caps (not included) into the device and place under the toilet lid or seat. A bang-up bathroom surprise.
Phony Parking Tickets
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits", and other great putdowns printed on official-looking "Parking Tickets". Give to anyone who can't or won't park his car, cycle, bike correctly. Blank lines for state, time, license number, make.
Bloody Candy
Tastes so good, but colors the mouth bright red. Victims look like they had a terrible accident. Sensational temporary effect.
Surprise Package
A bargain & a surprise. Be a sport. Take a chance. This Surprise Package features first-quality samples that we get from all over the world, surplus factory stock at reduced prices, excess, etc. $2.00 value and higher.