Novelties
Horn Broken Bumper Sticker
Get a bunch and change 'em up. Magnetic sign won't damage your car. 10"x 3".
No Trespassing Sign
This tin No Trespassing Sign is sure to make interlopers think twice! Don't worry about being prosecuted. The judge and jury have already decided your sentence before you even climb over the fence. 8.25" x 11.75".
USA Keyboard Stickers
Take your computer keyboard from factory default boring to eye-popping in a matter of moments. Easy to apply and remove. Additional stickers included for special sized keys. Shaped to fit standard PC keyboards.
Crime Scene Tape
Is there an Old Fart on the loose or too much BS polluting the area? Fun decoration for birthday and retirement parties or prank your coworkers. Each roll has 50 ft of police-style barricade tape.
Fart Lollipop
Give this ordinary looking lollipop to an unsuspecting victim and watch as it eventually causes hilarious farting.
Frank Farter Dog
Tucked into his tighty-whities, this plush dachshund has a surprise for you when you press his paw! Wiggling his head and arms side to side, he moves his mouth to flatulent phrases including a familiar tune "tooted" a whole new hilarious way!
Fart Spray
Just a little spray and everybody wants to know who did it! (Musta been the dog!) Stench so putrid the manufacturer hates to make it because the plant stinks for days. We can't think of a better way to get rid of unwanted guests.
Farting Gnome
He looks cute enough, but when you pass by this Farting Gnome lets out unexpected gassy explosions along with a series of several seam-splitting comments sure to stun his victims. Hidden motion sensor is sure to surprise all that cross his path. Durable PVC.
Fart Pen
Offer friends and foes your pen (that just happens to look like a finger) and don't let go until they give it a good pull. They're greeted with one of five realistic farts that are certain to brighten their day.