Novelties
Keep Honking Bumper Sticker
Get a bunch and change 'em up. Magnetic sign won't damage your car. 10"x 3".
Deep Sea Jellyfish
Three realistic "jellyfish" drift around, propelled by an internal water pump, against a luminous rock backdrop. Lit by six LED black lights, the jellies give off an eerie, ghostly glow. Just add water! Powered by AC adapter, included. Approx. 11.5"x 9.5"x 4.75".
Jesus Loves You Bumper Sticker
Get a bunch and change 'em up. Magnetic sign won't damage your car. 10"x 3".
Jack & Sally Headknockers Set
Jack's back for more creepy fun! Jack joins his dearest friend, Sally, as resin headknockers that have a 3-piece connecting base. Over 7" tall. Limited quantity. Available to ship after Sep. 25.
Inflatable Alien
Was it coincidence there was a reported UFO sighting the same night we inflated this 6-ft tall green alien? Start your own alien invasion!
No Trespassing Doormat
None of that wimpy "Have A Nice Day" stuff for your home! This mat lets visitors know not to mess around! Machine washable neoprene. 27"x17.25".
Political Action Figure
It's a race to the finish and these posable 6" tall figures are ready to jump in the action. With 8 points of articulation each, choose and pose candidates Obama or McCain presidentially, or detrimentally, depending on your affiliations!
Whatever Clock
Let's meet at a quarter to...oh well, whatever! Whether time flies for you, or barely moves, you'll laugh at this Whatever Clock! Quartz clock is 10.5" diameter and uses one "AA" battery, not included.
Swear Box
Talking Swear Box teaches you not to swear (or does it?) Tired of people in your house swearing? Can't get them to stop? Then why not fine them for their mistakes? Each time you insert money, a stern British voice makes a comment supposedly to shame you into not swearing!
Phony Diamond
Gigantic "diamond" is a whopping 581 carats of brilliant fully-faceted heavy glass. Convincing replica measures 2.25"x 1.25".